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sakibatch:

watsonwarrior:

Sherlock parodies

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fucking legendary

kushandwizdom:

i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry

i am three years behind in my math homework

pajamaben:

"Billy where is your homework?"

"im sorry Ms. Klein my dog- *sees dog in the window make a throat cutting motion* -gone cat ate it”

On your left!

2006, wat

crokel:

real women have curves. real women have one single, continuous, infinite curve. real women are a hollow sphere of mass 1kg, suspended in a void. calculate real women’s acceleration if real women is struck by an object accelerating east at 5m/s/s.

bottomprivilege:

driver roll up the partition

pleathe

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2000yr:

Seeing your main bitch in public while you with the side hoe

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syphilyssa:

i really like it when boys look nice in suits like wow a+ you can wear that to my bedroom

lameborghini:

why do people expect so much of me i still have to use a calculator to find what 6 times 8 is

versacepromises:

melodyfranta:

Why does every gay person have to make something that offends straight people?

officialcocaine:

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dinopuncher:

*tips chromosomes* m’tosis

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