i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry
"Billy where is your homework?"
"im sorry Ms. Klein my dog- *sees dog in the window make a throat cutting motion* -gone cat ate it”
real women have curves. real women have one single, continuous, infinite curve. real women are a hollow sphere of mass 1kg, suspended in a void. calculate real women’s acceleration if real women is struck by an object accelerating east at 5m/s/s.
driver roll up the partition
Seeing your main bitch in public while you with the side hoe
i really like it when boys look nice in suits like wow a+ you can wear that to my bedroom
why do people expect so much of me i still have to use a calculator to find what 6 times 8 is
Why does every gay person have to make something that offends straight people?